You Know You're a Blog Addict When

You know you're a Blog addict when... All of your friends have funny names. Not only is your computer in the center of the room, it's set up to allow bloggin' from your couch, as well as your desk chair. Sleep and nighttime are no longer irrevocably linked. When you read a magazine, you have the urge to click on the underlined passages. You arrange to get e-mail access no matter where you go. You can remember your web address faster than your phone number. You check your web page more than once a day. You check your inbox. If it says "no new messages." You check it again. You disconnect from the Internet and get this awful empty feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one. You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Internet Explorer 8.0 or higher." You get depressed when you get less than 10 PM's a day. You get REALLY excited when people from countries with limited access to the 'net visit your blog.  (and you have a flag counter to keep track!) You get up in morning and go online before getting your coffee. You have more blog friends than you do pairs of shoes. You name your children after your farmville animals. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment. You start getting paranoid that you aren't getting all your messages. You start introducing yourself as "Jandante at Blogspot." You start tilting your head sideways to smile. :-) You start using smileys in your snail mail. : ) You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your messages on the way back to bed.  (and to post a quick note!) You write blogs about your blogs. Your cat or dog has its own blog and blog friends. Your opening line is: "So, what site to you blog on?" You bought a license plate holders with your blog name embossed on it. You're reading this. Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else.